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New tattoo is fucking ah-ma-zing. More than I can even describe. Photos to come! So good!

I think my upstairs neighbors must have moved out, there’s a distinct lack of bad music going...

Dear teeny tiny little bunny, you have made my long ATM search in near 100 degree weather a delight!

Wine tasting in Michigan! Yummy!

This album. Is. The shit. Seriously, get it.

Is it wrong that I see tattoo needles and just want to have...

How have I missed seeing this photo until now?! Is it new?...

First lightning bug of the year!

Marnii, this is for you. :) suicideblonde: Bountiful Gene...

See You Again (covered by Little Boots) Fuck you, it’s amazing. The reason I even know this...

1000 Posts?!

I guess the Little Boots video was my 1000th post here. Whoa. Also, after being on vacation, my...

Holy hell, how the fuck do you even do this?! Little Boots = Literally Amazing. (via...

NO, RLY - WHAT R U DOIN OUT THERE?!

A Day Well Spent

So, when it’s over 95% humidity all day, there’s not really a whole lot that one can do....

Y? Because I love U! (Just watch it, I’m too tired to be funny, OKAY?)

In case you were wondering, the new airport scanners don’t freak out at your piercings. Phew!

JPG Magazine: Photos: “Belle” by Dina Goldstein

JPG Magazine: Photos: “Snowy” by Dina Goldstein

This is the girl who supposedly fell asleep while having her...

Old-school American Gladiators on ESPNClassic - there is a Rico AND a Trish; a classic mullet AND a...

Still alive!

Sorry to be so absent lately, I’m home visiting the fam for a few more days, so my internet...

“When asked how she’d convince Megatron not to destroy the...”
— Megan Fox wants Megatron to...

I’m on a boat AND it’s goin’ fast AND…

You can’t hear it, but I am totally humming the Final Fantasy victory fanfare. A winner is me!

Look how his little hind legs are spread for MAXIMUM...

This could've been so epic!

Missed opportunity on FML: Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make...

My new word of the day:

Apodictic - expressing or of the nature of necessary truth or absolute certainty. (via Merriam...

Awww… at first I was kind of confused by her...

When people ask some variation on the question, “What...

Yep - I just did this too. I don’t care what you say,...

Hahaha, oh this photo. Oh Gillian’s breast....

I’m trying to embrace this as my tone-setting photo of...

Final Papers / Tumblarity Equation

Finals totally make my Tumblarity go down, but not because I don’t have time to post anything...

Hurray for pale girls! Anne Hathaway looks awesome here,...

Something about this woman… damn. This picture...

WHO CALLED IT? Lada Gaga is totally moving in on Samantha...

I’ll be in my bunk! suicideblonde: Olivia Wilde in...

Oh, Olivia. Love her. suicideblonde: Olivia Wilde in the...

Shoes. Tights. Leotard. WANT x 3! Too bad that fun...

But… but he has no wanky-bits!!! What is he DOING down there?! He doesn’t have enough...

This makes me even more excited to be ON A BOAT, MUTHAFUCKA...

Unbearably cute. (Tiny hands!!) ...

HOLY FUCK - How did I not know that Carrie-Ann Moss was in a...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh… I’ll be in my bunk. (via...

Have I posted this before? I don’t remember, and I don’t really have time to check. I...

I Hate This Quote

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is...

Are they really David’s socks? That would make this...

I like the Rosenwald building because it is like Hogwarts for tiny people! Doorways are about 6ft...

AAAAH! I’m trying not to have some sort of moral...

Dolls are so scary! (via marshmallowphantom)

Pretty pretty pretty, creepy creepy creepy. I kind of fear...

(via helloidrinktea:electricalgloom:candy-injection:fetalposi...

Embarassing Crushes from my Teenage Years, Volume 1: Malin Berggren from Ace of Base (pt. 3 of 3) ...

Embarassing Crushes from my Teenage Years, Volume 1: Malin...

Embarassing Crushes from my Teenage Years, Volume 1: Malin...

Hypocrite (by Jack off Jill) “Doing one thing and telling others not to do it is reality for...

Note to future self: Don’t assign papers requiring comparison of 2, 300pg ethnographies,...

YAY! First summery thunderstorm since moving back to Chicago. I love this weather (but would love it...

This is someone else’s take on the “Literal Video” concept, but GOD DAMN, this is...

Hahaha, you’ve discovered one of my favorite pastimes....

Damn, Pam! (I know, I know, that was horrible… but...

This is just awesome across the board. I didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards for this very...

Mmmm… book porn. (via yimmyayo)