Dating conversation with my sister,...
Me: People say that it's hard to catch my attention. I guess I'm just interested in a lot of things, and I expect a lot from people.
Kendall: Right.
Me: I mean, I don't really want to gaze across a table at someone unless they're talking about something really interesting! Otherwise I'll just read a book.
Kendall: Right.
Me: And, I guess I'm kind of oblivious to when someone is trying to make a move. It kind of has to be spelled out for me.
Kendall: Right.
Me: . . . Oh my god, I'm Daniel Jackson!
Aug 16th
Urban Fishing.
Trevor: i want a cabin. i went fishing at the reflection pool.. that was fun.
Casey: Reflection pool?
Trevor: on main street. in between the church office building and the temple.
Casey: Ha! Are there actually fish in there, or was it just for the hell of it?
Trevor: no, no fish. just for the hell of it.
Trevor: we lasted like 5 minutes before a temple square security guard came...
Casey: What did the guard do?
Trevor: hehe, he just told us we can't fish there.. to which we responded we had licenses and there weren't any signs posted that we couldnt
Casey: Ha!
Trevor: he didn't seem to see the humor in it
Casey: Did he just tell you again, that you can't fish there?
Casey: Even though there are no fish, and it's not posted?
Trevor: yeah, he got a little upset after that and some mormons on temple square started bitching at us so we left.
Casey: What did they say?
Trevor: just that we were being really disrespectful.
Trevor: which we were.
Casey: For putting a fishing line in an empty pond? Ridiculous, yes, but I don't know about disrespectful.
Trevor: heh, i just told them that we decided not to bring any beer and didn't smoke on temple grounds.
Casey: I can't think of any other random pool of water in the city that people would accuse you of disrespecting.
Casey: By violating it's sanctity with your fishing line.
Trevor: well, the original plan was to get some live trout and put them in there the night before.. but.. we couldnt' find any live trout at 10:00 at night on a saturday
Trevor: so instead we just got a box of fish sticks and put the box on teh hook and pretended we caught a fish...
Casey: Now THAT would've been awesome.
Trevor: yeah, the fish sticks had their charm too.
Aug 6th