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2010

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August
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June
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January 10

2009

June 61
May 129
April 34
March 62
January 27

2008

June 21
May 20
April 39
March 59
January 45

2007

June
May
April 1
March 18
February
January
The foul scent in the spine of my 80$ french book can only be the soul of a 3000yr old demon....
Aug 30th
Warch Watch
I think I might hyperventillate and die. This is so cute it hurts. (via OMGKitty!!!!)
Aug 30th
Warch Watch
Final Fantasy Four Battle Theme on Mario Paint (via TomBobBlender, re-blogged from What is this,...
Aug 29th
All your colony are belong to us (via CoLOLnials) Apparently...
Aug 29th
The Big Vegan Rant
Aug 29th
“Open” (amazing polaroid images by Grant...
Aug 28th
Walking with C&M, a man falls to the ground, clutching his chest! M:What do you need? Man:Love!
Aug 28th
“The Skin of a Lion” drainage tunnel in Toronto....
Aug 28th
A Midwife for Every Afghan Mother
Aug 28th
danah boyd - My Favorite Books
Aug 27th
It’s funny because it’s TRUE. At least for...
Aug 27th
Woke up singing, “You let me caffinate you, you let me percolate you.” Apparently coffee...
Aug 27th
Took an accidental nap and was reminded of why I try to avoid doing that. Now my head hurts and my...
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
Holy shit. Did she just decide to say some random words and hope they came out in some form of...
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
I had to re-blog this from Rachel, it’s too genius not to shout from the top of every roof. ...
Aug 23rd
Warch Watch
Katamari Chasing her Tail (via OMGKitty)
Aug 23rd
Bacn
Aug 23rd
“I have reached critical mass with [a co-worker]. She could...”
— Liz
Aug 21st
Central utah is covered in thick smoke. Gross air, but gorgeous sunset.
Aug 19th
Riding behind a usual with an awful tailgate mural: naked babe and a deer. SEXAY.
Aug 19th
Just saw a lion lick itself off. OMG - Lion splooge.
Aug 18th
Got hit on walking to starbucks by someone oddly polite, especially considering the circumstance.
Aug 18th
Looking at a crazy awesome moon over Nevada.
Aug 17th
Thoroughly disturbed by Jevan and Matt’s wallpapering job in Joe’s cube. Manwich,...
Aug 17th
Fox News Changes Wikipedia To Smear Rivals;...
Aug 17th
Making Sense of Marcel Duchamp
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
“I feel cranky and pubescent, and I don’t know why!” Best thing. EVER.
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…
Aug 17th
New breakroom recipe: 1 part Lemonade, 9 parts water = drinkable beverage! Those cans of lemonade...
Aug 16th
I can has FTL drive?
Aug 16th
A scottish fold kitten named Katamari.  CAN YOU GET ANY...
Aug 16th
More at Street Anatomy (via BoingBoing)
Aug 16th
Photoshop Freakiness
Aug 16th

Dating conversation with my sister,...

Me: People say that it's hard to catch my attention. I guess I'm just interested in a lot of things, and I expect a lot from people.
Kendall: Right.
Me: I mean, I don't really want to gaze across a table at someone unless they're talking about something really interesting! Otherwise I'll just read a book.
Kendall: Right.
Me: And, I guess I'm kind of oblivious to when someone is trying to make a move. It kind of has to be spelled out for me.
Kendall: Right.
Me: . . . Oh my god, I'm Daniel Jackson!
Aug 16th
On the ground in Denver, waiting to de-plane. Damn I have to pee!
Aug 14th
Sitting at Panera, checking my email and drinking tea. Elmwood Park never seems to change. Hope I...
Aug 13th
Found the holy grail of jeans. Best part: fourty dollars at H&M
Aug 13th
My thirteen yr old cousin Kristine screams for her money while playing monopoly. Oy vey!
Aug 12th
Resisting the urge to leave footprints in a formal living room.
Aug 12th
In a sedan with five other people, mom is shouting over headphones, dad won’t stop and I know...
Aug 12th
Car ribbon says: ‘covered by the blood of jesus.’ Casey says: WTF?!
Aug 11th
Mom’s cousin stood us up for airport pickup, yay for cheap rental cars and the iPhone’s...
Aug 7th
Sister fails at punctuality, but we made it with just enough time for coffee.
Aug 7th

*giggle*

The geeks at Google know what’s cool - in a little example screen for the feed reader, one of...
Aug 7th
Rearranged my life and paid 20$ to have my doctor tell me, “if it ain’t broke,...
Aug 6th

Urban Fishing.

Trevor: i want a cabin. i went fishing at the reflection pool.. that was fun.
Casey: Reflection pool?
Trevor: on main street. in between the church office building and the temple.
Casey: Ha! Are there actually fish in there, or was it just for the hell of it?
Trevor: no, no fish. just for the hell of it.
Trevor: we lasted like 5 minutes before a temple square security guard came...
Casey: What did the guard do?
Trevor: hehe, he just told us we can't fish there.. to which we responded we had licenses and there weren't any signs posted that we couldnt
Casey: Ha!
Trevor: he didn't seem to see the humor in it
Casey: Did he just tell you again, that you can't fish there?
Casey: Even though there are no fish, and it's not posted?
Trevor: yeah, he got a little upset after that and some mormons on temple square started bitching at us so we left.
Casey: What did they say?
Trevor: just that we were being really disrespectful.
Trevor: which we were.
Casey: For putting a fishing line in an empty pond? Ridiculous, yes, but I don't know about disrespectful.
Trevor: heh, i just told them that we decided not to bring any beer and didn't smoke on temple grounds.
Casey: I can't think of any other random pool of water in the city that people would accuse you of disrespecting.
Casey: By violating it's sanctity with your fishing line.
Trevor: well, the original plan was to get some live trout and put them in there the night before.. but.. we couldnt' find any live trout at 10:00 at night on a saturday
Trevor: so instead we just got a box of fish sticks and put the box on teh hook and pretended we caught a fish...
Casey: Now THAT would've been awesome.
Trevor: yeah, the fish sticks had their charm too.
Aug 6th
Is it can be creashunz tiem now?
Aug 6th
Ack!
Aug 6th
Leaving Kamas, UT. Anticlimax!
Aug 5th
(via BoingBoing)
Aug 3rd
Writing a paper (and people wonder why I drink so much coffee!)
Aug 3rd
I literally squeaked when I saw this. (Daniel Radcliffe in...
Aug 2nd
Biologists Helping Bookstores
Aug 2nd
leaning tower
Aug 2nd
Emily goes on the best dates.
Aug 2nd
Just ate cheese popcorn. And a brownie. And now I kinda want to put cream cheese on a brownie…...
Aug 2nd
Introducing my father to the special wonder that is “Trapped in the Closet,” via...
Aug 1st