lingua mortua

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January 10

2009

June 61
May 129
April 34
March 62
January 27

2008

June 21
May 20
April 39
March 59
January 45

2007

June
May
April 1
March 18
February
January
Holy boobies, Batman. I need to go bra shopping like nobody’s business. I guess there’s...
Dec 30th
Warch Watch
What song is this? (via Neatorama and Boing Boing )
Dec 26th
Clearly, I come from geeky stock: today’s family activity is all three extended Lord of the...
Dec 26th
SAVE CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!
Dec 21st
I think the office might be fattening us up so they can eat us.
Dec 19th
UNICEF photo of the year - Boing Boing
Dec 19th
Because clearly, the world needed another Spears… Britney’s 16 year old sister is...
Dec 19th

Nice letter.

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WAS RIGHT - back in late July, the National Enquirer was the first to report...
Dec 19th
Go Fug Yourself: Fug to Love Me
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
Did you know? (version 2.0) (via information aesthetics)
Dec 17th
Mr. Wiggles approves of this news story.
Dec 17th
Bathynomus giganteus was first discovered in...
Dec 17th
MacCool’s Pub: Worst food ever. You might find better sandwiches at McDonald’s.
Dec 17th
First round of applications - DONE. I am 1000 metaphorical pounds lighter and 717.45 real dollars...
Dec 16th
'Heart muscle sheets' grown from thigh muscle
Dec 16th
Overnight shipping: $116.45 I’d better get into some wiggle-damned schools.
Dec 15th
FOR THE LOVE OF WIGGLES, COULD THESE APPLICATIONS POSSIBLY BE LESS CLEAR?!
Dec 15th
(via ICHC)
Dec 14th
fourfour: The hate that hate doesn't produce
Dec 14th
@blakeyh: Mr. Wiggles doesn’t accept donations, we rely solely on merchandising. We anticipate...
Dec 14th
(via Audrey Kawasaki on FFFFOUND!)
Dec 14th
My immaculately conceived child is going to be a kitten named Mr. Wiggles. You don’t know it...
Dec 13th
Warch Watch
All About My Dog - Marimo I don’t know if I should rec this or not. On one hand, it’s...
Dec 13th
The Wal-Mart Prank
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
What’s better: the headbanging kids with cellos, or the sour looking adults behind them? (via...
Dec 11th

Adventures in Internet Shopping

Have you ever needed a “Jesus Hates it When You Smoke” Ashtray? What about a glass box...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
A beautiful pas de deux between a young girl who thinks she’s Britney Spears, and an…...
Dec 10th
Grafuck vol.3 is out, just in time for the holidays! ...
Dec 10th
Dude at the tavernacle is fluccing a song: PIANO MAN. Lame.
Dec 9th
Fur-lined Crocs? DO NOT WANT! Seriously, world-why must I suffer so?
Dec 8th
Dangerous Ground Project
Dec 8th
Killing a Pleo robotic dinosaur
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
How Bad Can a Cell Phone Company Get? (Verizon CS Reps misquote rates 93% of the time)
Dec 8th
Two tests turned in, 24 pages of essays lighter. Time to go back to bed!
Dec 7th
Three words: STABBITY. GODDAMN. STABBITY.
Dec 5th
Divine inspiration, or something more...
Dec 5th
I r fail at lighting the menorah on time, but I had to choose between lighting and running (bad...
Dec 5th
This kid wants YOU to have a happy chanukah.
Dec 5th
Q: What is more funny than people handling snakes and speaking in tongues in front of a poster that...
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
This is frikkin’ insane. He’s singing “A Whole New World” from...
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
Sorry, Internet. (The best part? The Sad Violin Remix of Chocolate Rain.)
Dec 3rd
I feel dirty even being associated with these people. (via...
Dec 3rd
LOL, Internet
Dec 3rd
Forcing myself to write essays in the library. I know if I try to work from home I’ll find...
Dec 2nd
I can has baby coyote? (via The Daily Coyote)
Dec 2nd
Who can has BuffyBox? I can has BuffyBox! Sadly, it will stay unopened until finals and applications...
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
Ninet Tayeb - Hi Yoda’at (She Knows)
Dec 1st