December 2011
11 posts
Basically, it happened like this: http://t.co/IFENEoBC but with less fire. @aboyandhismac
Elevator times are blocked out, movers are booked, the apartment is starting to look close to boxed up - EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING, YOU GUYS.
RT @wyshynski: We might have a new Hockey Hug candidate: Sharp looking lovingly over his shoulder at Hossa on the GWG.
Apparently the market for pride bracelets is 16-22 year olds. I think I’m supposed to be able to find my own dates by this point.
And no, my suggestions for alternate images were not accepted. #NotEverythingIsHockey #SomeThingsAreBoring
Despite the fact that I’m still sick as hell, I’m really upset that the rest of my team is heading to the rink and I’m on the couch. :(
Does anyone have non-chemical suggestions for migraine relief? I’m already taking way too many things for the bronchitis et al.
Looks like Toews again? GODDAMN. Just… wow, kid. WOW. #Blackhawks
This 4am tweet is brought to you by the cough medicine you have to sign for, and the feeling that I might drown if I lay down.
Oh god, I can’t NOT laugh at this. MT @passittobulis: Green Men hitting Shea Weber with a dose of naked Kesler http://t.co/LpVsw7cw
At this point, I doubt the police are coming. Trying to sleep on the couch because it puts my head 15 ft further from the wall.
November 2011
26 posts
Finish your dinner before you start this: “A Little Backstory, Pt 2” on Divorcing Daniel - http://t.co/FZScWJfS
Oh my god - the replay of that goal. I was so busy laughing at Bolland that I didn’t see Quick falling over his D-man. #CircusTrip
…I have literally no idea why that was the line of 6 that Q chose to put on the ice. Literally NO idea. #blackhawks
If you’ve ever wondered what my work day is like: http://t.co/jENByRUL (via @littlelazer)
If there is any balance in the universe—even by sheer mathematical odds—please, please, let things go smoothly with my landlord tomorrow.
Anyone have experience with getting out of leases in Chicago? I can’t deal with the noise and 2nd hand smoke for another 7 months.
ALL OF THE LOVE. ALL OF IT. <3 RT @CaptainMVP: This is for @Raedances: BABY GOALIE! http://t.co/C66eFdlW
I have so much rage tonight, and nothing to do with it. :(
RT @DaveLozo: You should watch Sarah Vowell’s bit on Thanksgiving/Evacuation Day on last night’s Daily Show. Funny and insightful. http: …
Coeur de Pirate… the (devastating, beautiful) things you do to my heart. “Place de la République” http://t.co/YMHeTDqG
Beautiful finish, but let’s be real: Crawford and Keith kept us in there through 30 BRUTAL minutes. #StickTaps
Thanks to @littlelazer, I’ll be watching this GIF for the rest of the day: http://t.co/BxidDlYl #KITTENS
Oh Kaner…heart (& sense of humor) in the right place. RT @redeyesportsguy: Blackhawks and their Movember mustaches. http://t.co/zw9cP424
Mixed feelings on the replay of Seabs’ crash. He hit the boards pretty square with his knee, but it wasn’t twisted. Hopefully just bruising.
I’m usually a QR code cynic, but this holiday idea is fantastic: http://t.co/PBbF9ZMT “JC Penney […] Add Voice Message to Gifts”
Force D-men to “tag-up” every 10 seconds while the puck is in the other end, instead of setting up a campsite in their slot.
Almost time to suit up for Team @MsAmberKing vs. Team @SteveJankowski1… or @LUC_Hockey vs. @NEIUClubHockey, if you wanna be technical.
#BlackhawksPPSolutions Ditch “Sandstorm.” It might not help them score, but at least I won’t be bleeding from my eyes AND my ears.
Conclusions from the #ScottWatch? Q expects people to fear a big man who can’t skate to hit and won’t fight without an instigator penalty.
I… don’t even know what just happened. Luongo just acted like he’d been shot at with a bullet, not an awkward wrist shot.
Okay - I’m cracking myself up, but I should stop the “1-900-NERD-OUT” before I get a really concerned phone call from my parents!
What SunJo REALLY means is, “Check out my GA stat!” ;) RT @synapse9579: Back on top baby!!! #HealthyScratch pic.twitter.com/YdzgjT2f
Top-shelf, bottle popping - UNF. RT @MissConduct24: #10thingsifindattractive shot-blocking.
Speaking of music: Armistice - “City Lights Cry” http://t.co/TJbYbrMZ (It is scientific fact that Béatrice Martin makes everything better.)
Sometimes we get bored and decide that Debbie Harry make-up sounds like fun. http://t.co/IfOjssBl *washes face*
If you enjoy Luongo-related humor, your day is about to be MADE: http://t.co/tRvNyUT8 (via @synapse9579)
October 2011
45 posts
RT @GeorgeTakei: Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of …
What even just happened?! TWICE. #Blackhawks
It’s WIZ. Why is there no open season on smacking Wiz in the face, honestly?
The good news is that we didn’t lose, the bad news is that they tied the game with :04 because I fucked up. >:[
Always good to have a fellow Browncoat in the office! RT @rodrakic: Happy goram Halloween! #browncoats http://t.co/9GmzoFsc
I owe it to science to continue this experiment, right? (Don’t hit girls, guys… we hit back!)
My boss thinks my jacket makes me look like an Utena character: http://t.co/t6GICI0T (I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS DESCRIPTION).
Just (loudly) introduced several co-workers to the phrase “CAN GET IT” re: Claudia Black in Farscape.
I see someone’s still bitter about the KissCam! RT @hawknut: I spy @Raedances in her children’s jersey two sections over…
People have been less satisfied by orgasms than that goal. OH. MY. GOD. #Blackhawks
I want to retweet everything @TNG_S8 has ever tweeted. Go read it all and try not to laugh coffee out your nose. (via @rstevens)
Apparently when I hang out with @MissConduct24, I can count on good beer, good conversation… and huge thunderstorms. #TrueFacts
Doing ill-advised things in @alilawrence’s kitchen in my @harto costume. Jargaritas! Er, beer! http://t.co/R5L0fzcw