RT @maddow: Picture, thousand words, etc: http://is.gd/826yI h/t @Wonkette
lingua mortua
not too cool to appreciate the little things
Feb 09
Feb 08
Ha! Juggalo on the train! It is like seeing a magical leprachaun, except that it is neither magical nor a leprachaun. Horrors.
Feb 07
Why on earth would anyone watch anything but the #puppybowl today? IT IS PUPPIES!
You know what? Fuck you, #comcast. I’m done telling people you’re not so bad. I know 13 year olds that can build a better website than you.
If a web developer can’t use your goddamned site, then who actually can? Also: thanks for the blank window after I give you my bank info.
I don’t think I could build a more fucked up cluster of websites than Comcast has if I dropped acid and tried my hardest to make it suck.
Feb 06
The precioussssss http://tweetphoto.com/10534802 (Urban Decay ‘Alice in Wonderland’ box!) I’m in love w/ the pop-ups and contents!
Feb 05
Dear pretty gender-queer boy at H&M: I have those pants! Please stop looking so much better in them than I do! :(
Feb 02
Feeling very “multiple-personality disorder” lately. Part of me wants to do lovely things for people; part wants to be an utter bitch.
Feb 01
I am SO beyond ready for it to stop getting dark at 5:00PM every day. Could anything be more depressing?
