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My Little Zombie, My Little Zombie … (via GEARFUSE » My Little Zombie Pony Will Eat Your Brain and Devour Your Soul)

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I think I have some sort of mental deficiency that causes me to find shit like this absolutely hysterically funny. Are you ready for these tube dresses? No, I don’t think you are.

I think my favorite is the “Gambling Tube Dress.” Not only is it a tube dress which is marketed as being specifically for gambling, but the model is SO hideous and SO overly made up that it pushes it from being simply repulsive into some sort of weird train-wrecky perfection. She looks like something from the Mos Eisley cantina!!

I love how forlorn the little figure is - great positioning! I don’t really understand why so many of my friends have taken up smoking recently, although I’m sure my perception is also colored by the fact that here in Chicago, a pack of cigarettes almost costs as much as a 6 pack of delishy micro-brew beer. (via Street Anatomy)

I hope that the aspect ratio isn’t super distorted on Tumblr. Patty sent me this, and it is perfect. Trade the world “downstairs” for “upstairs,” and you have my life as of a few weeks ago. Now, however, all is silent. It is nice, but a bit fororn!!! I may have to play “Flashdance” and hold up a lighter for old time’s sake.

A Softer World: 450

New tattoo is fucking ah-ma-zing. More than I can even describe. Photos to come! So good!

I think my upstairs neighbors must have moved out, there’s a distinct lack of bad music going on. It’s actually a bit disconcerting!

Dear teeny tiny little bunny, you have made my long ATM search in near 100 degree weather a delight!

Wine tasting in Michigan! Yummy!

This album. Is. The shit. Seriously, get it.

Is it wrong that I see tattoo needles and just want to have them on my skin? No part of me is saying ‘ouch’ to this photo. (via fuckyeahtattoos)