I think I have some sort of mental deficiency that causes me to find shit like this absolutely hysterically funny. Are you ready for these tube dresses? No, I don’t think you are.
I think my favorite is the “Gambling Tube Dress.” Not only is it a tube dress which is marketed as being specifically for gambling, but the model is SO hideous and SO overly made up that it pushes it from being simply repulsive into some sort of weird train-wrecky perfection. She looks like something from the Mos Eisley cantina!!
I hope that the aspect ratio isn’t super distorted on Tumblr. Patty sent me this, and it is perfect. Trade the world “downstairs” for “upstairs,” and you have my life as of a few weeks ago. Now, however, all is silent. It is nice, but a bit fororn!!! I may have to play “Flashdance” and hold up a lighter for old time’s sake.